Pet Gloopy

Ask anyone with a pet and they'll tell you it's a lot of work. There's the feeding, the walking, the 6am wake-up calls, and the thing that happened to the couch. Pet Gloopy has none of those problems. It's a stoneware pet rock covered in our signature Gloopy glaze, made by the same bubbling, boiling reaction behind the rest of the Gloopy line. That means no two Pet Gloopys come out exactly alike, which is a lot like real pets, just quieter. Set it on a shelf, a desk, a nightstand, or anywhere you could use some company that doesn't need anything back. It's a pet that asks for nothing… and yet gives you everything. Mostly vibes, but very good ones.

Stoneware pet rock in Houseplant's signature Gloopy glaze; Every piece is one of a kind because of the way the gloops glob; Zero feeding, walking or vet bills, ever; A gift under $100 for anyone who's "not ready for a dog yet"

1. Unbox gently. This is a big day for both of you.

2. Pick a name. (We will not be taking questions on whether this step is optional.)

3. Find it a spot indoors, like a desk, shelf, nightstand or coffee table.

4. That's it. Pet Gloopy comes fully trained.

5. Dust with a soft, dry cloth when it starts looking a little scruffy.

Material: Ceramic (100% stoneware) with Gloopy glaze. Dimensions: 10" x 7.25". Each piece is unique because the glaze varies. For indoor use only. Not food or dishwasher safe. Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth.